By Jigiola
It could be a no-marriage agenda o!
You want to know if your spouse is really into you or he’s just playing you on a chess board. 17 things to know about a Playboy:
*When he is horny that’s when he calls you honey
*When he is sad,he calls you for sex. He needs you to console him and be his bed mate and nothing more!
*When he sights a new lady in town,he tells you he is out of town
*When he is caught in his fix,he create lines to fix it…’I am not dating her,she got carried away by my friendly gesture. I can’t marry her’. Of course he won’t marry you too,so don’t get it twisted babe!
*When he’s done with you,he withdraws all attractions and attention previously given
*When he needs an innocent damsel then he remembers church service on sunday
*When he looks deep into your eyes and you think he is deeply in love with you, all he says in his mind is ‘Hell no! I have to give her the last treat and dump her’
*When he is in a cab with you and your handkerchief falls down. He speedily picks it to avoid much dirt so that you can clean the tears after he breaks up with you that very same day
*When he sees you are smart, he takes things slower and strikes your emotions unawares
*When he perceives you are easy to get,then he speeds up his game and play you out in one week
*When his phones get missing or stops working he shed bucket of tears because all his contacts are gone. I mean the only contacts he’s got are females
*When he kisses you with his eyes closed,he’s thinking of the next prey to catch
*When you invite him to your house,he gives flimsy excuse like ‘It’s too early’. Six months? Oh my dear flee! He isn’t a husband material
*When he wants to take you out there’s only one place he’d love to take you…his house! He won’t take you elsewhere
*When his birthday his around the corner,he takes a deep breath and becomes sober,he might just have a surprise birthday visit of 20 girls…you know what’s next,don’t you?
*When he says I love you,oh no! It’s not you,he is referring to the writings on your dress ; He just read it out to you!
Just like Caveat emptor, Ladies beware!
